1 I had to organise decorations for my dog's birthday party!

我必须回家为我的狗狗举办生日派对!(狗狗好可怜，你怎么忍心拿伦家做翘课的借口?)

2. I heard my sister say this once to my mom so I used it as well: “I started my period and I’m cramping real bad.” I was an 11-year-old boy at the time I used it.

女生常用到的“伦家生理期到了，伦家脚抽筋了，伦家好娇弱哒…”

3. My friend and I had skipped half the day off school. She came up with a lie that we had to help an old woman who collapsed in the street on the way to school. The lie was so elaborate my friend had put the emergency services number in her call history to show the teachers. Funnily enough they believed us and we were deemed “heroes”.

这个就比较高级了，这位小伙伴们跟朋友翘了半天课，理由是：他们在上学的路上看见了一位倒在路上的老人，他们帮助了这位老人。而且事先，这位小伙办还把911列在了自己的电话记录列表，真是天衣无缝!是的，老师夸奖了他们俩：Hero!（这俩孩子以后能成长为“大人物”......）

4. A few weeks after I got my ears pierced (aged 15), I told a PE teacher that I couldn’t join in because my earrings were too heavy. Amazingly, I was let off!

穿了耳洞，因为耳朵很重(带了耳钉)然后顺利逃掉了PE课程，你们体育老师真是…让人羡慕嫉妒恨啊!

5 I told my teacher I pinched my nut sack in the toilet seat sitting down……

哦，这个么，小伙伴们意会吧..好奇葩，只要能豁的上脸，小伙伴们可以学习……

6. In high school I rubbed a greasy McDonalds breakfast sausage on the back of my pants. Went to the school nurse told her my stomach hurt and I had an accident. Quickest I was ever sent home. I’m still proud of that.

上高中的时候，我把麦当劳的早餐酱抹在了裤子上，然后去学校医院，告诉他们说我肚子疼，而且一不小心……然后我就被送回家了….

这招真是高!!笑死人了.....

7. “I was there the entire time, you just didn’t notice me.”

我一直在那里啊，你肯定是没注意到我…(您会隐身?)

8. I had a copy of my dentist’s logo and address stamp saved on my computer. Anytime we needed a sick note I would just print one off and sign something illegible at the bottom.

Obviously, I was the best big sister ever.

我把我牙科医生的印戳图样存在了电脑上，每次我需要的时候，就拿出来印在我的请假条上，是的，次次成功!而且还帮助了好多小伙伴哦~

9 It was raining!

刚刚在下雨!!(下雨就可以不上学了？那为啥下雨你还吃饭啊？)

10. I ripped up every valid excuse note my mother ever wrote, replacing it with my own forged note. That way, the handwriting was always consistent.

模仿老妈的笔记写请假条!

看看吧，掌握一门技艺是多么滴重要!

11. I mustered up the courage to use the ol’ “I can’t do gym because I have my period” excuse to my male PE teacher when I was 12 or 13 (I’m no longer embarassed about my period, but you know) and he replied with, “Oh, my wife tells me that exercise always makes her feel better when she has her period!” TRAITOR.

女生请假就是那么好请，My period!我在12岁的时候跟我的PE老师说我不能做体育运动，因为我生理期到了!然后我的体育老师说,他的妻子说了，在她生理期的时候做做运动感觉会更好….是的，我竟然没觉得害羞!

12. In the 6th grade I had a big math test I did not prepare for. I drank ipecac to induce vomiting. I got to stay home, but the joke was on me. I threw up all day. Ugh.

是的，我在6年级的时候有一场数学考试没有准备，于是我就喝了催吐剂来催吐!我如愿以偿的留在了家里，但那天我吐了一整天……如您所愿~

13 The garage door was broken and we couldn’t get the car out!

车库门坏了，车倒不出来….

走来不行?坐BUS也可以吧?

14. I claimed to have cut off my toe – when asked about it I showed them my bandaged foot with cranberry juice on part of it .

我说我的脚趾头伤着了，然后还给他们看我绑着绷带，指头上抹着红莓汁的脚!

15. I go to a small school and everyone knew I LOVED pickles. One day I felt a little too tired to wake up so I stayed home and the next day I told everyone (including the attendance office) that I got some kind of acid poisoning from “eating too many pickles.” They all believed me and my absence was excused.

我特别喜欢吃酱菜!于是有一天，我不想去上学，我就说我因为吃了太多酱菜酸中毒不能去上学了，是的，他们都相信了，还为我难过!（警察叔叔快来啦，他欺骗别人感情了哈~）

16. I once told a teacher two weeks before a school concert that I wouldn’t be able to go because I would be sick. She just asked “you’ll be sick?” and when I nodded she just dropped it. She either believed in my ability to see into the future or thought my stupidity was just too much to even question.

我曾经在我们校园演唱会开幕式的前两个周就告诉我们老师，我不能去，因为我可能会生病…

智商感人!

17 I used the exact ferris bueller method in high school countless times and it worked every time !

高中的时候，我几乎用遍了《春天不是读书天》里所有的翘课方法，每次必成功!（翘课经）！

18. I once signed out of school because I didn’t want to be there and the excuse I put on the books was “Gotham City needs me.”

Gotham City needs me !

我是蝙蝠侠!高谭市需要我！

19. Once during my high school spirit week, it was “superhero” Thursday. I didn’t have a costume and didn’t have time to buy/ make one… I had a genius idea… I skipped school that day, and then on Friday, everyone was demanding a reason why I wasn’t at school, and my excuse was, “I was here, I just came as the Invisible Woman.”

我一直在这里，我是隐身女人!

20. I got lost.

我丢啦!

那谁写的请假条?

21 I searched pressure points on YouTube and used them to make myself vomit!

我从YouTube上找让自己恶心的视频!

22. I broke my glasses in gym and pretended I couldn’t see well enough to stay in school. They let me and my friend leave so he could walk me to where my mom was going to pick me up. #NoOneGetsLeftBehind

在体育课上我打坏了眼镜，然后我假装在学校里我不能看清任何东东!然后就回家了……

23. Once I really did not want to go to school so I woke up early in the morning, got my hands dirty with the sole of my shoe and rubbed my eyes with them. My right eye turned red so I told my dad that I had pink eye and that it was contagious, I therefore couldn’t go to school. Turned out I actually caused myself to have pink eye and had to stay home for the next two days.

每当我不想上学的时候，我就早早起床，然后用我的橡胶鞋把我的手弄脏，用手再用力揉眼睛，酱紫我的眼睛就会红肿起来，然后我就告诉我老爸我眼睛肿了，而且还感染!然后就可以呆在家里了。（拿生命翘课！）

24. One time I pretended I had bad diarrhoea by going into the bathroom and making grunting noises while playing a YouTube video of pooping noises. It worked.

有一次，我说我腹泻，然后去厕所，放我在YouYube上搜到的腹泻的声音。恩，效果不错!

25 I said I had appointment with the doctor ,because my dad has a PHD and we went to the movies !

我说我约了医生，但其实是跟拿到了PHD的老爹去看电影了!（你爹也真是淘气）

26. I used the excuse that I missed the bus for months, until the school caught on that I lived across the street. I could see my high school from my porch.

我错过了大巴车，这个借口我用了一个月!直到那天，我老师发现我就住在街道那边，而且从我家阳台就能看到我们学校…

你们老师智商感人!

27. And finally…

When I was in middle school I was supposed to be singing in a talent show, which was NOT going to happen on my watch. So the night before, I faked stomach pains so believable my parents decided to take me to the ER because I was apparently showing signs of an appendicitis. They gave me a cat scan and turned out I had an ovarian cyst on the side where my “pain” was. Ended up missing a lot more than one day of school because they had to perform surgery to remove it. To this day nobody knows I faked the stomach pains and finding that cyst was a miracle.

恩，我为了逃课，假装肚子疼，结果发现了自己得了卵巢囊肿….也是奇迹了!

这些翘课的借口小伙伴们都用过么?小伙伴们的学校生活是不是因为这些翘课借口而更加难忘呢?