留学生们都知道，无论是在国内还是在国外，有问题找警察。但是，报警电话也不应该乱打。最近，被逼的忍无可忍的英国警察终于总结出来一份最逗比报警电话榜单。看到上面这一条条极具想象力的报警电话，主页君也是给英国人民跪了。究竟警局都接到过什么样的电话？小伙伴们快来长长见识
文｜Cloris
From 最英国
微信号：UK-News
欧美国家报警电话录音的一些片段偶尔会出现在网络上，成为一个个或暖心或有趣的故事。前几年，一个美国小盆友报警请求警察叔叔帮忙做数学题的电话录音更是充满童趣。
然而，最近英国警察总署在年度大盘点时，决定好好吐槽一下民众的报警电话内容！于是评选出了10大最糟心报警电话~ 在正式吐槽前，警察总署还不忘先来个前尘铺垫：嗯，你知道我们的接线中心（999）一年要接多少个报警电话吗？ 不是10万，不是100万，是超过450万！
对于腐国这样一个安全的国度，这个数字是挺多的了。但是，警察蜀黍说了，相当一部分可都是来浑水摸鱼的。 看完下面的10强，不管你信不信，反正我是信了……
01
A woman called to say she had bought a cold kebab and the shop would not replace it 一位大姐报警说她买到了冷了的土耳其烤肉，但是店家不给换……
这，大姐，你真的确定不能自己回家“叮”一下吗？
02
Callers who missed their alarm and were going to be late for a flight wanted officers to take them to the airport 错过了闹钟，报警要警察送他们去机场。
警车什么时候成为了免费出租车……
03
A woman who had seen a clown in London selling balloons for £5 each, which was much more than other clowns were charging 伦敦街头卖的气球比别人卖的贵……
确定不要找工商局去投诉……科科
04
Callers in distress because their low fuel indicator light had come on 汽车油表的警示灯亮了，求救！
嗯，认真贯彻有问题找警察的方针思想！
05
A man called to say his 50p coin was stuck in a washing machine at his local launderette and wanted police to retrieve it 一位大哥的50P硬币卡在家附近的自助洗衣店里了，要求警察帮忙取出来~
50P对于这位大哥来说，可是三分之二瓶矿泉水的钱！
06
A man who did not have change for a parking machine claimed staff at a car park had kidnapped him because they were refusing to let him out for free 一位小哥报警说因为没有零钱投币进自主停车机，被停车场管理员绑架了，不让他出去……
小哥你真的确定人家管理员是为了一镑多的停车费绑架你？
07
A caller dialled 999 at 4am on a Saturday morning and asked: “Where is the best place to get a bacon sandwich right now?” 在周六早晨的凌晨四点，报警问现在哪里能买到培根三明治？
这个时候不是应该问Google吗？一秒出答案！
08
A man called 999 as he was advised to call 111 but didn’t know the number 一位大哥被告知要拨打111，但是报警说不知道改拨什么号码……
111记不得为啥能记住999捏？来搞siao的
09
A woman wanted police to deal with a couple of noisy foxes outside her home as they were preventing her from sleeping 屋子外面的狐狸吵得睡不着！
这位大姐，这个时候最快捷的方式就是，打开门，赶走它们呀呀呀……
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A woman dialled 999 to say there were men in her house trying to take her away. The men in question were police officers who had come to arrest her 一位大姐拨打999报警说有人闯入她的家试图带走她，然后问题的关键是，现在她屋子里的人就是来逮捕她的警察……
大姐你怎么就能确定接警员和现在在你家的警察不是一伙的呢？
腐国的警察蜀黍们，有这么多逗比的国民，真是辛苦你们了～
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