18件只有18+男子才懂的事。。。看不懂的女生请求教男票，看不懂的男生们。。。本帖不适合未成年人。。。
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When you very casually try to unstick your balls from your leg on a hot day
This one will look familiar to anyone who’s been surprised with the double-stream:
And the only thing more annoying is this:
当丁丁石。更。时试图嘘嘘
There’s that moment when you’re trying to pee and someone ignores the empty line of urinals and stands right next to you:
But then there’s that beautiful moment when you get the rare solo urinal:
Sometimes you sit down in a stall, and your penis accidentally touches the toilet seat:
Gross：恶心
Or even worse, the TOILET WATER:
And that small moment of panic when you walk into a restroom and there are no urinals, and you’re 100% sure you just made a mistake:
（相信很多人和小编一样，不小心走错洗手间，当时小编刚大学入学，真担心被以流氓罪抓起来呢。。。暴露年龄了）
That feeling you get when your balls start itching and you can’t do anything because you’re in public:
And when you finally get a chance, you have to employ the “pinch & roll” technique:
When your S.O. sees your flaccid penis for the first time and they’re all like:
注：S.O.意思是 'Significant Other'，另一半。
There are those moments when you’re sure you just broke it:
下面的英文有点污，小编不好意思全翻译，提示两个关键词：ride:骑，坐。。。slip out: 滑出，掉出。。。请读者自己想象。。。
Or when someone was nice and did your laundry, but they did ALL your laundry:
secret cum rag,男人们，你们懂的。。。
That boost of confidence when you’re done with a trim:
（老外也不是全trim，加拿大美国相对普遍，法国男人就不这么干。。。华人么，你们自己最清楚。。。）
Honestly, it’d be nice to just shave the whole lot sometimes:
When you get a random boner and it’s just not the time for it:
But then you’re trying to get frisky after you’ve had a little too much to drink and your penis is just like:
But then you remember that you don’t get a period, and you’re like:
有丁丁，做男人，挺好！
英文图文来源：buzzfeed
翻译：Charile & Sheldon
综合整理（碎碎念）：Sheldon
PS：
小编原来的标题是，18件只有18+男子才懂的事。。。尽管内容很健康，很搞笑，还是担心众多女同学们觉得有点污，感觉到被冒犯。很多英文好笑的东西，翻译成中文，有时候会有一点怪怪的，尤其是涉及到sex的时候。怎么做到不低俗，不媚俗，又要读者们喜欢，老百姓喜闻乐见，是小编们一直奋斗的目标。
不过转念一想：There's nothing wrong with having a healthy sex life, eh?
而且，欢乐中学会一些道地的英文用法，也是额外收获呢！
PPS：
昨天著名公众号“假装在纽约”针对某加拿大公众号不顾新闻事实，耸人听闻骗取点击率一事，发表了名为《轰动你妹啊，还是先跟我学学怎么辨别假新闻吧》的文章。小编虽然对于假装在纽约的观点不能同意更多（同意的不能更同意了），但是对于某些海外华文媒体为了点击率，把1说成10，甚至无中生有，接着再被其他家辟谣打脸，如此反反复复的种种乱象，也是没有办法。只能和同事们在编辑部内，在发新闻之前仔细核实英文新闻来源，不过分哗众取宠，尽力保证信息的准确性，尽管这样做读者未必知道。收到读者反馈，我们的新闻和各种信息比较信得过，靠谱，就是对我们最大的鼓励。谢谢！
PPPS：
大家如果觉得有点意思，会心一笑的同时，请记得分享哦！
