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各位男士，不管你有没有女票，这篇文章都会对你有极大帮助！！

没有女票的，未雨绸缪；有女票的，现学现用。

好，接下来开始上课：女朋友都会问哪些奇葩问题？这些问题又该怎样回答？

1. Do you love me for my looks or brains?

你喜欢我的美貌还是智慧？

You must be thinking:

Sometimes, you look like your brain－small, narrow and dumb(adj.愚蠢)...what kind of question is this! It is entrapment(n.圈套)!

Your answer should be:

Baby, you are good at everything. You kill me with your looks and seduce(v.使…着迷) me with the brilliance(n.卓越) of your brains... :)

心理活动：

有时，真觉得你长得就像你的小脑仁，又小，又窄，又笨……什么鬼问题！简直是个圈套！

完美回答：

宝贝，你什么都好。你的美貌让我一见倾心，而你的智慧让我欲罢不能！

2. Do you like my girlfriends?

你喜欢我的那些闺蜜么？

You must be thinking:

Oh...Reena is hot...Ria looks cute in pink...and Pooja is sweet...:P

Your answer should be:

Don't say No because No means..."you mean I don't have good friends". Don't say Yes because Yes means..."Now you like them more than me". Just play safe (求稳) and say, "All are good but you are the best...I love you"..;)

心理活动：

让我想想……瑞娜身材火辣……瑞亚穿上粉色的衣服非常可爱……普贾长相甜美……

完美回答：

不能说“不喜欢”，说不等于否定女友；当然更不能说“喜欢”，女朋友容易吃醋。最保险的回答是“宝贝儿的朋友都很棒，但都比不上你啊！我爱的是你！”

3. Why do you like me?

为什么喜欢我？

You must be thinking:

F**k...@#￥%&*（（@#..:P

Your answer should be:

Don't say everything. Smile and just say...because you are "you"…simple yet unique...:)

心理活动：

靠，怎么回答好啊，@#￥%&*（（@#。

完美回答：

别说一切都喜欢。微笑，然后淡淡来一句“因为你是‘你’啊，简简单单，独一无二。”

4. Do you love me more now or when you proposed to me?

你是现在爱我多一点呢还是当初求婚时爱我多一点？

You must be thinking:

Every time you ask such questions, I feel like questioning myself ...why did I propose(v.求婚) to you..?????

Your answer should be:

Relax...take a deep breath and say..."my love for you has never remained same...it has increased much more since the day I proposed to you…" and hug her…(Phew moment...)

心理活动：

每次问我这样的问题，都让我开始怀疑人生……当初为什么要求婚？？

完美回答：

放轻松，深呼吸，然后说“我对你的爱一直在变化。从求婚的那一刻起，它便与日俱增，从未减弱……”随后给个大大的拥抱……(此处可松一口气了……)

5. Do you notice anything different?

注意到我身上有什么不同么？

You must be thinking:

Yeah...it is a new tricky "different” question...please not again…

Your answer should be:

If you find it difficult to search that X-factor(n.未知量)...don't try hard...act simple with some twist(n.变化)…Just say..."yesterday you were looking cute and pretty and today you are looking hot and ravishing(adj.令人着迷)...ok ok...Tell me baby what's that different exciting thing...." with some extra interest and keen(adj.强烈的) curiosity(n.好奇心)...:P

心理活动：

噢，天呐！又来了，该死的“大家来找茬”游戏！

完美回答：

如果没能找到神秘的“不同”，淡定，停下来，以简单的方式迂回说“昨天的你甜美可爱，今天的你性感迷人……好吧好吧，宝贝，告诉我究竟你身上又有哪些美妙的变化？”说这句的时候两眼要放光，以显示你强烈的兴趣和好奇心。

6. Do I look fat, in this dress?

我穿这件裙子会不会显胖？

A classic. The answer is a reflex(adj.惯性的) "NO".

Don't pause.

Don't stutter(v.结巴).

Don't hesitate(v.犹豫).

Even if she looks like a donut(n.甜甜圈) with cream on top in that yellow dress;

JUST. SAY. NO.

经典问题。答案是：条件反射一样说出“No”。

没有停顿、没有结巴、没有迟疑。

即便女友穿黄色裙子看起来像一只上面有奶油的大甜甜圈，也要快速而坚决地说“No”。

7. Do you REALLY love me?

你真的爱我吗？

Um, yeah.

You'd think this is enough, right?

<Buzzer>(蜂鸣声) WRONG!

You have to tell her why, when, where, how, in what shape, in what form, the temperature, the color and all the other details. Anything less than that is unacceptable.

爱啊。

你以为这就够了？

错！

仅仅回答“爱”是不够的，时间、地点、原因，形状、形式、温度、颜色，各种细节都必不可少，要不然通通会被视为敷衍。