这组爆笑小漫画告诉你:如何与不同国家的歪果仁“友尽”

2017年08月11日 最英国



你知道不同国家的歪果仁都最怕啥吗?

 

知道怎么一秒怼得他们哑口无言、生无可恋吗?

 

知道歪果仁们崩溃炸毛是什么样子吗?

 

虽然这些想法有些小坏,但如果你真想知道答案的话,这组爆笑小漫画你绝对不能错过(笑)~

 

Want to know how to easily piss people off in their own countries? Then check out this helpful guide by Cale, the artist behind the popular webcomic Things In Squares. Whether you're looking to upset the French, the Germans, the Mexicans or the Japanese, his tongue-in-cheek comics will show you the best way to go about it. Don't like the Italians? Then abuse their beloved spaghetti and watch the tears begin to fall. Want to know what really upsets an American? Give them a normal-sized plate of healthy food and find out for yourself. And if you really want to hurt a Canadian then just assume they're American and you've made an enemy for life.

 

马上学:上文中的piss off 是个固定搭配,意为“使恼火、使厌烦”。如:You’d better leave her alone. She’s pissed off right now. (你最好别理她。她现在正在气头上。)

 

如何惹恼美国人:给他们一盘正常分量的健康食品

 

如何惹恼意大利人:把意面掰断再煮

 

如何惹恼加拿大人:以为他们从美国来

 

如何惹恼日本人:在屋子里穿着鞋

 

如何惹恼法国人:吃法式红酒炖牛肉的时候只给他们苏打水

 

如何惹恼墨西哥人:不给他们辣酱

 

如何惹恼德国人:强迫他们故意不把圆圈画圆

 

港真,如果你把以上方法都试一遍,大概不少歪果仁宝宝都想和你友尽了(笑)~





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