来源：新东方英语（ID：NOE_XDFYY）
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-H. Allen Smith
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’
-Unknown
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
-Unknown
God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
-Unknown
Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.
-Arthur Darvill
All men tend to become angry and irritated on the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life.
-Venus Rivers
Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!
-David Dweck
Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.
-Rolland Mars
There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.
-Unknown
Monday is the root of all evil.
-Unknown
The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.
-Unknown
