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Monday is not a fun day. Unless you’re a weirdo(怪人)But that is beside the point(离题,与讨论的问题无关). Here are some funny monday quotes and sayings to start your week off as good as possible.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

-H. Allen Smith





Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’

-Unknown




Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

-Unknown




God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.

-Unknown



Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.

-Arthur Darvill



All men tend to become angry and irritated on the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life.

-Venus Rivers

Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!

-David Dweck

Imagine having Mondays as a holiday and then it wold be the best thing. Will someone please assist me in making it a official holiday and solve all our Monday blues.

-Rolland Mars

There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.

-Unknown

Monday is the root of all evil.

-Unknown

The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.

-Unknown



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