梅姨快刀斩乱麻:明年三月必须脱(欧)定了!

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恩,说故事之前,先上照片(因为今天的照片太有设计感了)


摇滚梅姨?说唱梅姨?High起来啊!


好啦扯远了~今天要说的其实是:梅姨竟然身材不错...



Ok片头广告结束,今天是要说脱欧这个事情的。


3月份?梅姨你这个是要闹哪样啊...


先跟大家科普一下Article 50 (推眼镜),简单地说,就是Article 50 of the Treaty on European Union(TEU),告诉你怎么脱:


  1. Any Member State may decide to withdraw from the Union in accordance with its own constitutional requirements.

    想脱你就脱

  2. A Member State which decides to withdraw shall notify the European Council of its intention. In the light of the guidelines provided by the European Council, the Union shall negotiate and conclude an agreement with that State, setting out the arrangements for its withdrawal, taking account of the framework for its future relationship with the Union. That agreement shall be negotiated in accordance with Article 218(3) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union. It shall be concluded on behalf of the Union by the Council, acting by a qualified majority, after obtaining the consent of the European Parliament.

    脱完要跟我们商量将来的打算

  3. The Treaties shall cease to apply to the State in question from the date of entry into force of the withdrawal agreement or, failing that, two years after the notification referred to in paragraph 2, unless the European Council, in agreement with the Member State concerned, unanimously decides to extend this period.

    谈好了两年之内必须脱

  4. For the purposes of paragraphs 2 and 3, the member of the European Council or of the Council representing the withdrawing Member State shall not participate in the discussions of the European Council or Councilor in decisions concerning it. A qualified majority shall be defined in accordance with Article 238(3)(b) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union.

    其他国家商量的时候,你不得参与

  5. If a State which has withdrawn from the Union asks to rejoin, its request shall be subject to the procedure referred to in Article 49.

    脱完了再穿回来也是可以的,但是也要走程序


上周日,梅姨已经表示,在移民和单一市场上这个问题上没啥好谈的~(这就是要让大伙儿打包回家的节奏啊),还说脱了以后,英国才能真正变得Global,因为目前已经有包括中国,新加坡和印度在内的八个国家准备跟英国签自贸协议...


小编只想说:手链和表在哪儿买的?


在伯明翰演讲的时候,梅姨还不忘酸一把支持留欧的党内同僚,说他们瞧不起全英国人民的智商...


恩,英国人民的智商,就是听了小胖的谎言还让他接着干



是说,梅姨这个转型速度,快的让人晕车


而且先前她说的是在2019年脱...这速度提的不知道踩了几脚油门。虽然梅姨让大家看到了自己办事的效率,但是据消息称,她对怎么脱完全没有底。《金融时报》这样写道:


“英国首相还不知道底线在哪儿...”


小编只想说如果bottom line都还没定出来,那不相当于裸考么...


梅姨此话一出,英镑就跳水了...

所以,对于喜欢到英国购物和旅行的人来说,梅姨真是个福星呢~搞不好明年三月英镑还要降降降,大家准备好剁手~


至于梅姨为啥脱那么快,分析指出,主要是出于政治上的考虑。要是不敢快脱,党内会觉得她作风不够利落;但是脱这么猛必然给英国经济带来威胁,下面一张近三年来英镑对欧元走势,大家可以感受一下~


而且如果欧洲拖时间,倒霉的肯定是英国~因为这样相当于各种法律政策进入一个停滞期,必然会影响投资者信心。一些MP建议的做法是,在和其他国家达成自贸协定之前,至少弄个单一市场待着;等签了一票你在脱也不迟。言下之意就是说,在有新衣服之前,你至少胸罩和裤衩先穿着挡一下...


燃鹅梅姨显然耐心不好...


最后,还是老规矩,八卦八到底。梅姨的鞋子是:


Charlize at Russell & Bromley,215英镑(还有售快去剁手啊)


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