欧美电影中的十大狗血情节

2014年05月10日 澳大利亚留学生活指南



1、Nobody in a movie ever uses a toilet. Ever. Unless it's a comedy。
电影当中,没有人会上厕所。从来没有,除非是在喜剧当中。

2.If you get shot in a movie, you can carry on fighting by tearing off part of your shirt and tying it around the wound。
如果在电影当中受伤了,你会从自己的衬衫上撕下一块布,包好自己的伤口,之后继续战斗。

3.If you are in a movie in France, the Eiffel Tower will be visible in the back of every shot。
如果故事发生在法国,那么埃菲尔铁塔会出现在每一个场景当中。

4.If there is a helicopter in a movie, it will expolde. It just will。
如果电影当中出现了一架直升飞机,它肯定会爆炸。它就是会爆炸!

5.If you shoot a car in a movie, it will explode into a high flame ball。
电影当中,如果你朝一辆汽车开枪,这辆汽车会炸成一团火光。

6.If there is a fight in a movie between the main guy and a load of baddies, they will came at him one by one in an orderly fashion. so he can deal with them。
如果电影里出现主角与一群人的打斗场景,这群人会有秩序的一个一个和主角对打。这样的话,主角就可以打败他们了。

7.Cool guys never look at the explosions they have caused。
酷人从来不会回头看自己引起的爆炸。

8.Anyone who has been shopping for food in a movie, will have a paper bag containing at least one piece of french bread。
电影里,如果有人买东西的话,他一定会用一个纸袋,里面至少放着一条法国面包。

9.In the movies, every police investigation will require at least one visit to a strip club。
电影当中,警察办案总会去脱衣舞夜总会。

10.Nobody uses a mouse in a movie. You van make the computer do stuff by smooshing away at the keyboard。
没有人会用到鼠标。 你可以通过敲击键盘完成所有的事情。


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