在澳洲还有其他欧美国家，有的老外很无知，甚至无聊，他们会找你问一些奇奇怪怪的问题。有的是无心，有的却是带着歧视甚至侮辱的色彩。下面小编就告诉你如何用English反击他们，让他们一次囧个够！小编最喜欢最后一句，太精彩了！
Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we became powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Aborigines to take back Australia.
注：Aborigines澳洲土著人
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. If we were using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck around.
呵呵，学会了吗？相信我一定能用到的！特别是最后一句！~
采编：资讯哥
（以上内容源自网络，由直通澳洲采编）
